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(3 Thinks he goes commando | No, I don't know what Sean wears under his kilt.)

Sean's limp hair..Oh you know you love it! [30 Sep 2004|07:33pm]
So, I posted a few pictures to go along with Sean's Diary entry. Sean's new 'do' certainly has received a lot of feedback; some good, some bad. The surprising thing is, who said what. If Sean knew that a mohawk would get so many oldies drooling, he would have done it ages ago.

But who really took the cake, was Chelse. Never have I received so many, "LYKE OHMYGOOOOOOD!!11 SO HOT! I WANNA HAVE LYKE 1000000000 OF YO BABIES!!!" without them being about Sean.

Let it be known, Sean did wear the 'crotch bow tie' and he did, in fact, take pictures. But after a rather embarrassing (on Sean's part) incident of "Lets remake the Braveheart's mooning scene and take pictures for the site!!!", SeanBiggerstaff.com has to keep the main page content PG. If anyone would like to see Sean's bow tie pictures, you can view them in next month's issue of "Out".


(No, I don't know what Sean wears under his kilt.)

Sean...Here's some advice, from me to you....Run.NOW. [15 Sep 2004|10:13pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

*more ranting and yelling*

You.Broke.My.Computer. I found bread crums at the keyboard. I know it was you, so don't even try to deny it. WHAT DID YOU DO?! *seethes*

*cough*....Okay, now that I got that out of my system... *takes a deep breath* I'm fine..I'm fine. *brushes hair back* I just need you to come over and show me what it was that you did so I can fix my computer. It'll only take a minute, I'm sure. Then we could go to the new pub around the corner...Oh! Oooooor...

...I CAN RING YOUR NECK! YOU LITTLE TWIT! AAAAAAHHH! *runs after with a big thwaping stick*


(3 Thinks he goes commando | No, I don't know what Sean wears under his kilt.)

God is Love. [12 Sep 2004|05:41pm]
[ mood | okay ]

I must remember to tell Sean about this band called Placebo. Then I must remember to tell him that Placebo dominates Man, and makes it their whore.

I shall do this tonight. Right before I put the toaster cover on.

In other news, I have rented "Sense and Sensibility" for Gary and I to watch, tonight. He likes to watch it at my house, because it's the only place where he cry like a baby and know I won't tell anyone.

I need to run to the store and pick up some ice cream and chocolate.


(2 Thinks he goes commando | No, I don't know what Sean wears under his kilt.)

Woe is meeeeeee! *sits in a corner like an emo* [10 Sep 2004|09:57pm]
[ mood | awake ]

As you all know, Sean posted a rather...interesting post, yesterday, entitled "I Wake Up". And I know what you are all thinking. "What the hell? Did he do some bad coke?" Fear not, Sean fans/stalkers/h8ers *shudders* or whatever you might call yourself. I assure you, Sean doesn't do coke.

In other news, Sean is in reha-I mean 'Toronto'. Seeing as he already let it slip, there is no point in trying to hide it. He'll be there for a while. As of yet, I do not know when he is returning home. I'll keep you posted.


(No, I don't know what Sean wears under his kilt.)

Ugh. So tired. [07 Sep 2004|06:11pm]
[ mood | okay ]

Just sent off Sean's tie. It's a clip on one, of course. After that whole interview thing....*shakes head* What he doesn't know, though, is that I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. It really was an accident! <.< >.> I just let it air dry..It'll be fine. I just hope he doesn't stick it in his mouth. I swear, he's like a baby when it comes to that. First thing he does with anything, he sticks it in his mouth. ....

Well, I'm off. Have to check up on the boards.


(1 Thinks he goes commando | No, I don't know what Sean wears under his kilt.)

Ugh, my heaaaaaaaaaaad [06 Sep 2004|08:28pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Pounding. Nothing but pounding in my head. I don't know why I let Sean talk me into going to a Man concert, of all things, followed by a smokey pub filled with drunk....people.

Am having trouble with some members of Sean's board. Thanks to, of course, Sean, himself. He decided to pop onto the boards, last night, like always, the board died. Next thing I know, my inbox is being flooded by hate mail and many sill questions. Take this little question (more like rant) for instance.

i hav a quik ? 2 ask u how cum every1 has dat bell thing by their name but sean dont???? it not fare dat i cant use hiz bel! he dont anser mah ? wen i posted em so i real real need to bell him!!! PUT DA BELL BYE SEANZ NAME DAMIT!IT IMPORTAT! IF U DONT PUT HIZ BELL BACK UP I KNOW UR NOTIN BUT A BITCH SO U BETER DO WAT I TELLS U!!!!!!!!!!

seanz fewtur wife


Does that even deserve a reply? Is it even in English? New rule, no one can join the board unless they have taken and passed English. And I don't mean fourth grade English. Well, unless you're IN fourth grade.

That's all for now. I think I'm due for a nap.


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